Post by Penelope Iverson on Sept 9, 2017 1:48:11 GMT
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[attr="class","newsoullyric2"]– HOPING I COULD LEARN A BIT 'BOUT HOW TO GIVE & TAKE
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i didn't know what to write here, oops, and cheddar was playing sonic adventure 2 in the background, so i couldn't pay attention and yeeeeeeeeeah, bad post. c':
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i didn't know what to write here, oops, and cheddar was playing sonic adventure 2 in the background, so i couldn't pay attention and yeeeeeeeeeah, bad post. c':
822 WORDS FOR[break]
Parker Park
Parker Park
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“Penny, you remember that mystery parcel in the meat drawer? The one none of us wanted to touch or open?”[break][break]
He hadn't. Had he? For what must have been a week, now, all three apartment occupants had stared at the miserable thing taking up space in their refrigerator in sheer, unadulterated horror, hoping that if they looked too long, it wouldn't sprout legs and walk off to whatever mystery place it had come from. One of Penny's personal responsibilities as resident shut-in and doer-of-no-real-good was to procure groceries via online services and have them delivered straight to their door. With their busy work schedules, after all, Parker and Percy had no time to do the evil task themselves. She knew for a fact, though, that she hadn't bought the darned thing herself – she'd even gone to the effort of triple checking the receipts and waving them in the faces of anyone who dared tried to question her authority on the matter. Both boys had denied acquiring it themselves, though, as well, and the question had gone unanswered until... well, no, it still went unanswered. Her personal theory was that it had crawled from the depth of the underworld in order to suck out the souls of any who dared to damage its pristine packaging. And yet, here Parker stood, the unwrapped paper visible at the top of the trash pile in the garbage can, the contents of the mystery package on display in the frying pan. Well. If the food fairies wished to bless them with quality meat, she couldn't complain. Er, so long as they didn't start expecting her to have to cook it.[break][break]
He went on and on about about why he ultimately decided to be the man of the house and reveal the contents of the meat bag – “Well, I figured we had to eat something in the noodles...” – before they went rotten and would supposedly cause a massive spectacle of having to remove them and disinfect the entirety of the refrigerator, but she found herself paying just a little more attention to the mesmerizing way that he chopped up the vegetables that would ultimately be ending up in their bellies before the hour was over. Well, hopefully her's, anyway. He didn't sound all that pleased about her failing to get eggs. “Sorry, sorry!” she apologized with a rapid wave of her hand, genuinely guilty over having forgotten to put in the order for them. To say he wouldn't survive the morning without eggs would be a silly exaggeration, but even as someone who hadn't cooked a “fancy meal” in her life, she understood how important they were in quite a handful of dishes, particularly ones that Percy would end up cooking in the days to follow. “I'll order some tonight. You'll just have to tough out the morning, I guess.”[break][break]
Her joking comment about him nearly looking like he knew what he was doing (of course he did, despite the frequency in which Percy took the reigns in terms of meals and how little she left her room in comparison to... most living people, she's still seen him cook before) struck at a nerve even harder than she'd expected it to. “Hey, what do you mean I almost look like I know what I'm doing?” he said, seemingly offended. “I cook my own meals all the time, I was a college student, I can cook better than you, miss shut-in. Do you even -” Whatever he meant to finish with, however, was cut short by the screech of water threatening to boil over the lip of a pot it was contained in. “Um, Parker -” she started, but the warning was empty when he'd clearly heard the noise himself. Ultimately, she was left to watch from a safe distance as he scuttled across the kitchen with a pot of boiling water and a mission on his mind. Part of her wondered if she should offer aid, but nearly as soon as the crisis presented itself, he'd managed to solve it. Back again, then, to his usually snippy ways, informing her of how long it would take to finish the meal in a way that would make anyone else feel – ah, what was the word? “Attacked”? Between that and the knife waving he'd done earlier, she wouldn't be surprised if others would have pegged them for rivals, or some sort of enemies. His prickly, porcupine ways were oddly endearing, though. Well, at least, that's how she always had seen them.[break][break]
“Okay, can you make yourself useful and set the table? We're eating properly tonight – properly, I tell you, properly – we we're going to need chopsticks. Oh, but leave the noodle bowls over here, I'm going to have to serve this, and I'm not walking everything over to the table.” Well, if she wasn't contributing to dinner itself, she could at least help out with the easy stuff. “You can count on me!” Two bowls placed on the counter, two pairs of chopsticks in her hand, and - “Milk for dinner? Healthy bones and all that.” There were cans of soda in the refrigerator, she knew, but soda hardly qualified when it came to eating a meal “properly”. “Otherwise, we're all set to go.”
“Penny, you remember that mystery parcel in the meat drawer? The one none of us wanted to touch or open?”[break][break]
He hadn't. Had he? For what must have been a week, now, all three apartment occupants had stared at the miserable thing taking up space in their refrigerator in sheer, unadulterated horror, hoping that if they looked too long, it wouldn't sprout legs and walk off to whatever mystery place it had come from. One of Penny's personal responsibilities as resident shut-in and doer-of-no-real-good was to procure groceries via online services and have them delivered straight to their door. With their busy work schedules, after all, Parker and Percy had no time to do the evil task themselves. She knew for a fact, though, that she hadn't bought the darned thing herself – she'd even gone to the effort of triple checking the receipts and waving them in the faces of anyone who dared tried to question her authority on the matter. Both boys had denied acquiring it themselves, though, as well, and the question had gone unanswered until... well, no, it still went unanswered. Her personal theory was that it had crawled from the depth of the underworld in order to suck out the souls of any who dared to damage its pristine packaging. And yet, here Parker stood, the unwrapped paper visible at the top of the trash pile in the garbage can, the contents of the mystery package on display in the frying pan. Well. If the food fairies wished to bless them with quality meat, she couldn't complain. Er, so long as they didn't start expecting her to have to cook it.[break][break]
He went on and on about about why he ultimately decided to be the man of the house and reveal the contents of the meat bag – “Well, I figured we had to eat something in the noodles...” – before they went rotten and would supposedly cause a massive spectacle of having to remove them and disinfect the entirety of the refrigerator, but she found herself paying just a little more attention to the mesmerizing way that he chopped up the vegetables that would ultimately be ending up in their bellies before the hour was over. Well, hopefully her's, anyway. He didn't sound all that pleased about her failing to get eggs. “Sorry, sorry!” she apologized with a rapid wave of her hand, genuinely guilty over having forgotten to put in the order for them. To say he wouldn't survive the morning without eggs would be a silly exaggeration, but even as someone who hadn't cooked a “fancy meal” in her life, she understood how important they were in quite a handful of dishes, particularly ones that Percy would end up cooking in the days to follow. “I'll order some tonight. You'll just have to tough out the morning, I guess.”[break][break]
Her joking comment about him nearly looking like he knew what he was doing (of course he did, despite the frequency in which Percy took the reigns in terms of meals and how little she left her room in comparison to... most living people, she's still seen him cook before) struck at a nerve even harder than she'd expected it to. “Hey, what do you mean I almost look like I know what I'm doing?” he said, seemingly offended. “I cook my own meals all the time, I was a college student, I can cook better than you, miss shut-in. Do you even -” Whatever he meant to finish with, however, was cut short by the screech of water threatening to boil over the lip of a pot it was contained in. “Um, Parker -” she started, but the warning was empty when he'd clearly heard the noise himself. Ultimately, she was left to watch from a safe distance as he scuttled across the kitchen with a pot of boiling water and a mission on his mind. Part of her wondered if she should offer aid, but nearly as soon as the crisis presented itself, he'd managed to solve it. Back again, then, to his usually snippy ways, informing her of how long it would take to finish the meal in a way that would make anyone else feel – ah, what was the word? “Attacked”? Between that and the knife waving he'd done earlier, she wouldn't be surprised if others would have pegged them for rivals, or some sort of enemies. His prickly, porcupine ways were oddly endearing, though. Well, at least, that's how she always had seen them.[break][break]
“Okay, can you make yourself useful and set the table? We're eating properly tonight – properly, I tell you, properly – we we're going to need chopsticks. Oh, but leave the noodle bowls over here, I'm going to have to serve this, and I'm not walking everything over to the table.” Well, if she wasn't contributing to dinner itself, she could at least help out with the easy stuff. “You can count on me!” Two bowls placed on the counter, two pairs of chopsticks in her hand, and - “Milk for dinner? Healthy bones and all that.” There were cans of soda in the refrigerator, she knew, but soda hardly qualified when it came to eating a meal “properly”. “Otherwise, we're all set to go.”
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