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YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR? NOW YOU MUST DIE.
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AGE 900000000, PRONOUNS he / him, JOB Dark Overlord
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Post by Ganon on Sept 7, 2017 3:50:18 GMT
Ganon was the manager of the Sports Cafe in the shopping district of Tamodachi Island. He wasn't sure how this had come to be. He hadn't applied for any jobs, and if he were offered he would've refused, and probably burnt whoever asked him into a pile of ash. But one day he simply awoke in the back room of the Cafe wearing the uniform, and a name tag that read, "Hello! I'm GANON, Store Manager!" Rather than shedding away this outer shell of commercialism, he took it upon himself to grasp it as yet another opportunity to spread his evil throughout all of Tamodachi Island. And today was no exception...
"Hey, I was just wondering if there was any way we could change the channel? The Tamodachi Tigers are having there big game against the Miitomo Bears." The nondescript patron was nothing to Ganon. How could he approach a being so obviously superior to him, and then request action from that being in it's own domain? He knew not what he was dealing with. He was obviously a fool. Why would Ganon, lord of darkness, change the channel from Crokinole, the worlds most dastardly sport? And to something so pure, so wholesome as a local kickball game? There was no chance! This peasant, this worm, this stain on the future land of Ganon must be shown his place!
"Also I ordered a mocha latte, and you just gave me black coffee."
Ganon looked down unto the man. He looked at the coffee. It was black, darker than a starless night's sky. Darker than the deepest depths of the ocean. Darker than the most vile creatures of the underworld. And above all, it was decaf. It was the perfect cup of coffee. Who did they think they were to look the almighty Ganon in the eye and insult his masterful work? The solution was clear.
Ganon responded. "Oh, I'll get that for you." He gingerly grabbed the cup from the man, who sighed in relief. Ganon looked directly into his eyes, smiled, and spat into the cup. He handed the man back his cup, grabbed the TV remote, and maxed out the volume on the crokinole game. The man, now with a vastly improved beverage, seemed to say something to Ganon, but all he could hear, all anyone in the cafe at that moment could hear, was "CONRAD IS JUST DESTROYING THIS MATCH PEOPLE, SLATER NEVER EVEN HAD A CHANCE!"
"You're welcome." Responded the ever-patient great king of darkness. The man left, presumably now fully satisfied with the service he'd received. A few others also stood to leave, similarly satisfied. With some practice, Ganon had noted, even the work of a peasant can have some redeeming qualities.
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YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR? NOW YOU MUST DIE.
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AGE 900000000, PRONOUNS he / him, JOB Dark Overlord
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Post by Ganon on Sept 4, 2017 3:04:19 GMT
The Sun was high in the sky, with only a speckling of clouds that seemed almost like they were specifically placed in the sky to break up the monotony of the pale blue, like a painting of the prefect summer day. Children were playing, and their parents were having almost as much fun just soaking in this beautiful day. The birds were singing so cheerfully you wouldn't be blamed for thinking you were magically transported into the happiest scene of a Disney movie.
Ganon hated beautiful days. Ganon definitely hated being magically transported. He was squatted in a particularly unpleasant bush, his yellow eyes peering through the foliage, waiting for the moment to strike. To become the ultimate God-King of Tomodachi Island he would need an ace up his sleeve, something he could use as leverage to build his empire. He'd found that stealing princesses was fairly effective for him in the past, so a good first step would be to find one, or at least something of equivalent value in this new, strange land. However, all he'd seen so far had been dirty, meaningless peasants. Nothing worth his time. Nothing on this terrible island was ever worth his time.
Just before Ganon dedicated himself to burning the whole park to the ground in a fit of rage-fueled evil, he heard something very interesting.
"Who's my princess? That's right, you are! You are! Ooooooooh who's a good little princess!"
This was his chance! He looked over to see the royalty of this land. Her hair was a silvery wave that cascaded towards the earth, but her head lifted upwards towards the heavens. Her eyes were large, beautiful, and as deep and blue as the ocean itself. She walked with a gait that showed her regality, a decisive motion that ensured you that she knew exactly where to be at every step, but still with a little hop that showed her excitement and general cheery demeanor. The dark, leathery texture of her paws matched her wet, glistening nose. Her bark was reserved and polite, but firm and absolute. She was gorgeous. Even at a glance it was obvious that this was in fact the Princess of the land. The time for action was now.
The moment the princess' escort turned their back Ganon's monstrous frame burst from the bush, leaves and debris flying everywhere. He sprinted towards the damsel, now obviously in distress, and snatched her up without slowing down. To cover the inevitable sounds of a damsel distressing, he shouted at the top of his lungs for as long as he could muster. But the princess had already adopted an alternate technique! Rather than screaming for help, she began to weaponize her own tail, whipping it back and forth with as much strength as she could muster! But that wasn't all! She was also using her own tongue, licking his arm as a way of slipping out of Ganon's mighty grip! She was obviously much more cunning than he'd expected. But he had wizard fingers, and there was no way the Princess could escape now.
"THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE NOW, MORTAL." Shouted the cunning Wizard King, knowing there was no way she could escape now. It would all be easy going from here. First the princess, next, all of Tomodachi Island.
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YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR? NOW YOU MUST DIE.
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AGE 900000000, PRONOUNS he / him, JOB Dark Overlord
, SOURCE CDi Zelda
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Post by Ganon on Aug 20, 2017 22:20:16 GMT
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Ganon is the evil wizard hailing from the land of Koridai in the Zelda games on Phillips CDi. After being defeated and trapped in the book of Koridai twice (and by two measly children no less,) upon gaining the strength to free himself once again Ganon found himself not in the peaceful land of Koridai, but in the Tomodachi Island local library, where his book was being held.
Now, Ganon is determined to unleash evil upon Tomodachi Island, both because of an innate evil flowing through his veins, and because of a small amount of bitterness over the fact that the book he was trapped in hadn't been checked out once.
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Ganon, being a wizard of unspeakable evil, is functionally immortal, and can only be harmed by specific, magical items. By summoning forth dark magics he can also fly, shoot lightning, and throw fireballs.
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Ganon has existed for as long as there was a place to exist in. Ganon was the tingling feeling that went up your spine when you went down a shady alleyway. Ganon was the hand of a bandit ready to steal and pickpocket. Ganon was the evil beasts that roamed the land outside the safety of the villages. Ganon was the reason you stubbed your toe on your bed right when you were getting tired enough to finally get some sleep. Ganon was the evil that loomed over everything, even before he took physical form. Ganon sat in waiting until the time was right to gain control of Koridai, and then began his mission of gaining total control of the continent. [break][break]
THE FALL OF GANON
Once Ganon had his physical form, it wasn't long before he'd taken over the whole of Koridai. He had an army of monsters, a castle to his name, and such unspeakable power that there was no way his empire could fall. He'd chosen the young Princess Zelda to be his company, and stole her away from the former King so she could be his prize. He had no fear and no reluctance, for at this point the only way he could be defeated would be to trap him within the book of Koridai, and thanks to Ganon's expert planning, there was no way that could ever be done. [break][break]
A child named link fought through Ganons army, got the book, and trapped Ganon, all the while smiling and spouting one-liners. [break][break]
However, filled with evil and hate, Ganon refused to be defeated by a mere child. He brought forth the power to free himself from the book of Kordikai, and took action once again to rule over the land. This time starting with Gamelon, he began rebuilding his monster army, and strategizing. He knew that Link was the one of prophecy, the only one who could defeat him in his reign of evil, and so he took action as soon as the time was right. He captured King Harkinian, keeping him as bait knowing that Link will be sent to rescue their king. He then captures and imprisons Link so that he can no longer pose a threat to Ganon's reign of torture and torment. Certainly now there was nothing stopping him from becoming the ultimate dictator of the world. [break][break]
Ignoring prophecy and defying all of Ganon's expectations, Princess Zelda, the very same he'd kidnapped not long before, managed to get the wand of Gamelon, and use it to trap Ganon yet again in the book of Kordikai. He was defeated again.
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